Let’s be real, most keyboards are just… there. They do a job, but they don’t exactly inspire fear or awe. Serene Industries thinks differently. Meet the Serene Industries Cleaver Keyboard, a device that’s somehow both “brutal” and “slim,” ready to trim the fat from your desk setup (and your typing experience).   Machined from a

Gentlemen, are you tired of coffee that tastes like sadness brewed in lukewarm tap water? The Fellow Aiden Coffee Brewer ($365) promises “barista-grade joe with the push of a single button.” Bon Appétit even called it “The best drip coffee maker ever used.” High praise indeed – almost as high as your caffeine levels will

Gentlemen, ever feel like your current flashlight is just… peanuts? Then behold the Triple Aught Design CWF Peanut TAD Edition Flashlight ($525, around £420). Don’t let the name fool you; this isn’t some keychain trinket. This “Peanut” boasts the latest tech, including customizable RGB LEDs for when you need your beam to match your mood

Is your life missing… a “3a Series” phone? Good news! Nothing, the brand that brought you some transparency (literally), now offers the Phone (3a) (£329), an exercise in “elevating our mid-range lineup.” Think of it as Phone (2a), but… more. It’s got a “more sophisticated look” – slightly shinier glass, perhaps? A “powerful Snapdragon® processor”

Gentlemen, are your current headphones treating your ears like… coach? Time for a first-class upgrade with the Master & Dynamic MH40 Wireless Headphones ($399). These aren’t just headphones; they’re “the latest evolution of our very first headphones,” which sounds impressively… evolutionary. Boasting “passive noise isolation,” so you can finally block out the existential dread of