Accessories
Gentlemen, are your keys currently living a chaotic, free-range existence at the bottom of your pockets? Do you yearn for a life of order, strength, and, crucially, the ability to dramatically open a bottle? Then behold, the James Brand x Carryology Mehlville Carabiner ($59) – a device so over-engineered for key management, it’s almost… heroic.
Gentlemen, are you tired of handlebar bags that bounce around like a kangaroo on a trampoline, threatening to eject your precious cargo (especially that emergency burrito)? Fear not, for Mission Workshop presents the Toro ($105)! Named after a burrito shop (genius, right?), this isn’t your grandpa’s handlebar bag. It’s built with “advanced materials” – probably
Gentlemen, is your morning coffee ritual lacking… corporate synergy? Does your current mug fail to commemorate vital “Outdoor Retreat Team Building Occurrences (ORTBO)”? Then ascend to enlightenment with the Dieter Eagan National Forest Camper Mug (£15)! This isn’t just drinkware; it’s “Lumon Industries Employee Provision.” Crafted from “rugged enamel-coated steel” (because corporate retreats can get…
Gentlemen, are you currently desecrating your perfectly chilled craft ales with… shudder… a standard bottle opener? For shame! Elevate your beer-cracking game to piscatorial perfection with the Studio Ham Fish Bottle Opener (£95). This isn’t just any opener; it’s a solid, aged brass salmon. Yes, you read that correctly. Shaped like a fish, weighty like
Gentlemen, are you tired of backpacks that wilt at the first sign of a drizzle, or gasp dramatically if you accidentally put a laptop inside? Then allow us to introduce the Filson Journeyman Backpack ($395). This isn’t just a bag; it’s a portable bunker for your daily essentials. Forged from Tin Cloth – the same
Gentlemen, are you packing for a five-day adventure, or just trying to smuggle a small rhino? Either way, the Roark 5-Day Mule 55L Bag ($169) has you covered. This isn’t your average backpack; it’s a luggage Sherpa built to haul your gear without complaint (unlike your actual Sherpa, probably). With tie-down straps, more pockets than
