Gentlemen, do you need a side table that’s a little… grizzly? Then look no further than this Black Bear Trunk Slice Side Table from Brown + Ginger (£135). This isn’t just furniture; it’s a statement piece. A resin black bear, sculpted with an almost unsettling level of detail (those tiny claws!), quite literally holds up a slice of tree trunk for your drinks, lamps, or, you know, bear necessities.

It’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s guaranteed to be a conversation starter. Imagine the look on your guests’ faces when they see this majestic beast holding court in your living room. Bedside table? Plant stand? Telephone perch? The possibilities are endless! Just try not to leave any honey lying around.