Gentlemen, are your current sneakers letting you down? Literally? Introducing the Autry Reelwind Low Sneakers (£165), engineered for the chap who’s always on the move – whether that’s sprinting for the last train or briskly walking away from an awkward conversation.

Inspired by the “running world,” these aren’t just stylish; they’re practically aerodynamic. Crafted from a suave mix of green suede and nylon, with a flash of orange leather because, well, why not? They’re “innovative,” “light,” and “extremely flexible,” which we assume means you could probably fold yourself into a suitcase while wearing them (not recommended, but possible). The “slender silhouette” ensures you won’t trip over your own feet while showcasing your dynamic lifestyle. Plus, the “running outsole” features a “star pattern and A-arrow,” because even your shoe soles deserve a logo. For £165, you get all this and a personalized shoe bag. Perfect for the gent who takes his shoe storage as seriously as his sprint to avoid small talk.