Finally, a rugged daypack that proves you don’t have to sacrifice childhood joy for adult durability. The Topo Designs x TSPTR Cosmos Backpack ($109) is a Colorado-inspired classic built from tough, recycled nylon that laughs in the face of wear and tear. This “stuff sack classic” boasts a minimalist crag design, a huge 22L compartment
For decades, the G-SHOCK was the watch you wore when you forgot how to be careful. Now, meet the GMWB5000 “All Metal” Series ($600), the original 1983 square design reimagined for the discerning man who still falls off things. This isn’t just a watch; it’s a wrist-mounted safe. Featuring a full metal case and bracelet,
Your current body wash is fine, if you enjoy smelling like generic blue goo. But why settle for normal when you can smell like a terrifying interdimensional threat? The Dr. Squatch Stranger Things 4-Pack ($32) delivers four naturally formulated, manly “briccs” inspired by Hawkins’ epic mysteries. Start your morning with Vecna’s Curse (Juniper, Blood Orange
Finally, a shirt that understands your commitment to minimalist packing—and your profound aversion to laundry. GORUCK’s Commando 1/4 Zip ($130) is the hero your duffel bag deserves. Woven from a mighty 89% Merino wool blend (plus 11% nylon for structural integrity, because geometry matters), this isn’t just insulation; it’s an anti-odour force field. Thanks to
Gentlemen, if your man cave currently smells less like the Upside Down and more like missed potential, you need this. The Doctor Collector Stranger Things WSQK “Hawkins Hitmaker Kit” Limited Edition (€61.95) is a direct trip to 1980s Hawkins, where the local radio station keeps everyone informed… even about inter-dimensional demons. This isn’t just fan
Finally, a socially acceptable blanket you can wear in public. For $125, the Howler Brothers Salvo Hooded Blanket Flannel channels those essential “post-surf-nap” vibes, even if your closest water feature is a puddle. Constructed from the same 100% heavyweight cotton flannel as their legendary Rodanthe, this is the hoodie alternative for the man who demands