Gentlemen, tired of the morning scramble for a clean mug resembling a scene from a caffeine-fueled apocalypse? The All-in-One Family Cuppa Collection has arrived to inject some colourful order into your household beverage chaos. For a mere £160, you get EIGHT mugs (two each of orange, green, bright blue, and bright yellow) – enough for even the most demanding family member to stake their claim (and probably still bicker about it).

Plus, four insulated water bottles (one in each vibrant hue) will ensure everyone stays hydrated on adventures ranging from the school run (a true test of endurance) to weekend road trips (where the real adventure begins when someone needs the loo). This isn’t just a bundle; it’s a pre-emptive strike against domestic dishwashing disputes and a bold statement that your family drinks… in colour! Consider it a household upgrade, one sip at a time.