Gentlemen, tired of simply carrying your water bottle like some sort of… civilian? The Grayl Mission Bottle Sling ($49.99) is here to inject some serious tactical swagger into your hydration game. This isn’t just a sling; it’s a “molle ridden” masterpiece designed to carry your Grayl Purifier Bottle (or most other vessels up to 40oz) with military precision.

Adjustable for left, right, front, or back carry – because you never know when you might need to quick-draw your H2O – this sling features dual cinch tops to keep your precious liquid cargo secure. The full zip front pocket is perfect for your smartphone (or perhaps a tactical snack). And the “molle equipped” sidewalls? Ideal for attaching smaller pouches, maybe for emergency biscuits or a tiny grappling hook. Crafted from durable, recycled fabric (so you can save the planet while looking like you’re about to deploy), the Mission Bottle Sling is a steal at $49.95. Perfect for the gent who likes his hydration options as customisable as his morning coffee.