Gentlemen, let’s be honest, some days your “natural scent” is less “rugged masculinity” and more “mildly offensive gym sock.” Before you accidentally repel innocent bystanders, Dr. Squatch has assembled Earth’s Mightiest Sudsers: The Avengers Soap & Deodorant Set ($42)!

Choose your weapon against B.O.: Captain America’s “Liberty Lather” for patriotic freshness, or Thor’s “Divine Storm” to unleash god-like cleanliness. Dr. Squatch promises “98-100% natural origin” ingredients – because even superheroes are eco-conscious, apparently. And their “sh*t list” of banned ingredients? Reassuringly extensive. Formulated “for men,” these sets will apparently transform your shower into a heroic headquarters. Gift the Dr. Squatch Avengers Set. Because smelling like a superhero is significantly better than smelling like… well, a supervillain’s lair.