Gentlemen, is your wardrobe… grounded? Yearning for a touch of the… cosmic? Low Tide Thread Co presents the Cosmic Cowboy ’86 Premium Tee ($40), a design they “really can’t get over how cool it ended up being!” High praise, indeed. Apparently, this hand-drawn “Cosmic Cowboy” is rocketing up the “staff favourites list with lightning speed!” Buckle up, folks, we’re going intergalactic! It’s inspired by “riding the cosmic highways till the jelly wheels fall off!” Jelly wheels! We’re not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds… sticky.

Screen-printed in Savannah, Georgia – because space cowboys demand local craftsmanship – on “100% Premium-Soft Cotton.” So you can ride those cosmic highways in ultimate comfort. “Vintage-inspired coloring!” For that authentically retro-space-western vibe. For the gent who embraces the truly… unique. Gift the Cosmic Cowboy Tee. Warning: may attract confused stares and existential questions about jelly wheels.