Gentlemen, is your life cluttered with… things? Tiny things? Things so small they barely register on the object-scale? The Artifox Mini Shelf ($60) is here for you, and your miniature existential crisis. This isn’t your grandpa’s shelf (unless grandpa was a minimalist squirrel). This is a mini shelf, crafted from “solid steel” – because even tiny shelves need to be over-engineered, apparently. It holds “upwards of 10 lbs” – enough for a brick of artisanal cheese, maybe?

“Versatile,” they say. Use it “in any orientation.” Upside down, sideways, angled at 45 degrees… the mini-shelfing possibilities are endless! There’s a “cable pass through” for… mini-cables? And it’s “magnetic,” naturally, for attracting other… mini-magnets. Perfect for displaying “smaller artefacts.” Dust bunnies? Loose change? Lint collection? Or, use it as a “bedside ledge for mobile devices.” Assuming your phone is also miniature. For the gent whose storage needs are… dainty. Gift the Artifox Mini Shelf. Go big by going… incredibly small.