Gentlemen, are you defined by ducks? Is your watch strap tragically… duck-less? Bon Temps Bands has heard your desperate quacking. Presenting the Bon Temps Mallard Duck NATO Strap ($65) – because sometimes, subtle simply won’t do.

This isn’t just any NATO strap; it’s a bespoke, embroidered NATO, featuring a mallard duck, lovingly stitched right here in the US. Why a mallard? Why not a mallard? It’s certainly more conversation-starting than your standard drab nylon. Bon Temps boasts “seat-belt quality” – so it’s probably tougher than your average duck – and claims to offer the “ultimate compliment to truly reflect your individuality.” Look, if a mallard duck on your wrist doesn’t scream “unique,” we don’t know what does.