Gentlemen, tired of gifting the same old predictable presents? Does your discerning friend already own a solid gold toothpick and a self-folding laundry robot? Then behold: The Brick Sixty Coal Yard London Brick (£75). Yes, you read that right. A brick.

But not just any brick, mind you. This is a LIMITED EDITION, matt black cast iron brick, hand-cast in East London by a family-run foundry since 1880. It’s sprayed and engraved in North London with forty years of specialist craftsmanship. It even comes with an EDITION NUMBER CERTIFICATE, because authenticity is key when gifting… bricks. This isn’t just for building walls (though, frankly, at this price, maybe just buy a wall). Oh no, it’s multifunctional. Bookend? Paperweight? Doorstop? Match striker for your artisanal matches? Coin tray for your… brick-sized coins? The possibilities are as solid as, well, a brick. For the gent who appreciates substance and heritage (and has run out of actual wall space). Gift the Brick Sixty. It’s… unconventional.