Gentlemen, tired of backpacks that can’t handle your hatchet? The Bradley Mountain Muir Backpack ($289) is here, crafted from 18oz waxed duck canvas, because apparently, ducks are really tough. This isn’t your average sack; it’s a versatile beast with a “hatchet pocket,” perfect for those impromptu lumberjack moments. Laptop sleeve? Check. Roomy main compartment? Double-check.

And if you suddenly decide to become a wilderness photographer, just add the camera insert! With antique brass hardware and USA harness leather, it’s ruggedly handsome. Think of it as the backpack equivalent of a vintage Land Rover. Just remember, the hatchet pocket is open-bottomed, so maybe don’t store your snacks there. Unless you like surprise dirt seasoning.