Gentlemen, tired of staring at that motivational “Live, Laugh, Lager” poster? Upgrade your décor with the Mikkeller “Horchata Mild” print (£44). Yes, it’s based on a beer label. No, it doesn’t smell like horchata (sadly).

Imagine: guests arrive, eyes drawn to your wall. “Ah,” they’ll say, “a connoisseur of fine art, and presumably, delicious beer.” You’ll nod sagely, knowing you just liked the quirky graphics. Peléton, those fancy paper wizards, promise “long durability,” so this bad boy will outlast your questionable dating choices. And “detailed colour reproduction”? It’s basically like having a tiny, stylish beer label whispering sweet nothings in your living room. Perfect for the gent who appreciates art, beer, and avoiding real commitment.