Gentlemen, are you packing for a five-day adventure, or just trying to smuggle a small rhino? Either way, the Roark 5-Day Mule 55L Bag ($169) has you covered. This isn’t your average backpack; it’s a luggage Sherpa built to haul your gear without complaint (unlike your actual Sherpa, probably).

With tie-down straps, more pockets than a kangaroo’s wardrobe (sunglasses, organizer, hidden passport – seriously, hidden), and ergonomic air flow padding (say goodbye to swamp-back!), this bag is ready for anything. Laptop sleeve? Check. Water bottle pocket? Check. Stowable hip belt? For when you need to go full mule-mode, naturally. Grab the carry handle and make your escape – from the office, the in-laws, or that awkward hiking date. For $169, the Roark 5-Day Mule is your trusty, silent partner in adventure. Just try not to actually pack a mule inside. We’re not sure it’s that versatile.