Gentlemen, let’s be honest, your skincare routine probably involves… soap? Maybe water if you’re feeling fancy? Well, upgrade your face game from ‘grim’ to ‘gleaming’ with the Jackfir Face Kit! For a mere $122, you get the holy trinity of male grooming: cleanser, shave cream, and moisturizer.

Think of it as your face’s personal pit crew. The award-winning cleanser, armed with jojoba beads (tiny scrubbing ninjas!) and fruit enzymes (nature’s power washers!), will banish grime like yesterday’s bad decisions. The shave cream? Aloe and cucumber make it smoother than a jazz saxophone solo. And the moisturizer? Squalane and microalgae – sounds sci-fi, feels fantastic, keeps wrinkles at bay (so you can still blame them on ‘wisdom’). Basically, the Jackfir Face Kit is your shortcut to looking like you actually try, without anyone suspecting you actually try. Gift it, or grab it for yourself. Your face (and any discerning eyes) will thank you.