Gentlemen, do you secretly yearn for the days of watching cartoons in your pyjamas? Do you harbour a deep affection for a certain porous, yellow sea sponge? Then prepare to unleash your inner child (in a very tactical way) with the Spinnaker Hull Diver SpongeBob SquarePants Limited Edition Watch ($199).

This isn’t your average cartoon watch; it’s a tactical interpretation. Think less “kiddie pool” and more “deep-sea diving mission.” The 42mm stainless steel case is coated in black for “night dives” (wink, wink), and the dial features subtle, UV-revealed designs inspired by Bikini Bottom. It’s like a secret handshake for cartoon enthusiasts.   Available in yellow, green, red, and pink (because why not?), each version is limited to 225 pieces. Powered by a reliable Seiko NH35 automatic movement, it’s a serious watch… with a very unserious twist. It’s the perfect way to subtly show the world that you appreciate fine timepieces and the comedic genius of a talking sponge.