Gentlemen, do you secretly yearn to command a mighty horse-riding kingdom? Do you find yourself inexplicably drawn to… thatched roofs? Then prepare to empty your coffers (and possibly sell a few prized possessions) for the Wētā Workshop Edoras Collectable Environment ($799).

This isn’t just a model; it’s a miniature Rohan, painstakingly recreated with “unmatched artistry” (their words, but we agree). Every beam, stone, and rugged pathway has been lovingly crafted, presumably by tiny artisans who subsist entirely on lembas bread. It even features the Golden Hall, because no respectable Rohan-themed dwelling is complete without a place to hold epic feasts and/or plot against Saruman. Limited to 900 pieces (because apparently, there aren’t enough miniature Rohirrim to go around), this collectable is more than just a display piece; it’s a legacy. A legacy of… small buildings. But seriously, it’s stunning. And it will undoubtedly impress your guests. Just try not to get too carried away and start demanding fealty from your housemates. That’s happened to a friend.